Your break it,
you buy it!
Return Policy
So, you took the plunge and ordered some of our hilarious beer can wraps, and now you're contemplating life's biggest questions like, "Do penguins have knees?" and "Can I return this?".
30 Day Satisfaction Guarantee - In the unlikely event that our wraps fail to ignite laughter at your next beer bash, just reach out. We're here to make it right, because life's too short to drink dull beer from uninspired cans! Send it on back prepaid, and we will refund the cost of the order minus any shipping costs.
Here's the deal:
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The 7-Second Rule: If you open the package and decide you're not vibing with the wraps, you have a whole 7 seconds to decide. Yes, we timed it. We suggest doing a dramatic countdown in your best game show host voice.
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Beer Goggles Disclaimer: If you accidentally order our wraps while under the influence of a few too many brewskis and wake up the next day questioning your life choices, well, that's on you, friend. No returns for beer-goggled decisions.
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Spontaneity Clause: Changed your mind? Realized you already have a collection of beer can wraps that rivals the Louvre? No worries. You have 48 hours to initiate a return, and we promise not to judge your fickle taste.
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We're Not Mind Readers: If you're returning something, just tell us why. Was it too sassy? Not sassy enough? Did your cat give you a disapproving look? We're dying to know.
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The Dog Ate My Wraps: If your dog, cat, parrot, or pet hamster decided to use your beer wraps as a chew toy or confetti for their mini party, we won't judge. But we won't accept returns either. Pets have rights too.
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Return It Like It's Hot: We want our wraps back in the same condition they left. No beer stains, no peanut butter smudges, and definitely no lipstick marks (unless they're from you).
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Refund or Exchange: Choose your destiny. We'll refund your hard-earned cash or exchange it for something equally snarky. Just let us know what tickles your fancy.
In the unlikely event that our wraps fail to ignite laughter at your next beer bash, just reach out. We're here to make it right, because life's too short to drink dull beer from uninspired cans!
Cheers,
Team Sneaky Wraps